Hello. My name is Steve. And I can see methane.
It’s not a super-power of choice. It’s a curse really, when you think about it.
I mean, I see every single expulsion from the human body. Don’t get me started on cows.
“It’s a gift boy.” In his gruff voice my father would try and encourage me.
Some gift.
For a while I began to go all “Doctor Evil”, using my powers for the detriment of other people’s dignity.
Can you imagine what it’s like to be able to know just _who_ dealt it?
But today is the first day of a new job in a software development startup. We’re going to change the world. Noone here knows about my smelly little secret.
And no, I can’t see my own gas. Thankfully.
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