Cue mysteriously hauntingly wondrously scary music.
The man in black steps out. He’s awesomely scary. Also, he has a hook for a right hand – not, he’s holding it – no, it’s a hook. And, AND .. on his left hand there’s a chainsaw. No, a machine gun .. NO! A grenade launcher AND a chaingun.
MAN IN BLACK
Prepare yourselves for pain and darkness. I am darkness. I bring pain!
SCARED TEENAGER
But sir, we were just watching a scary movie.
MAN IN BLACK
I am pain! I bring darkness!!!
SCARED TEENAGER #2
Eeeeeeekkkkk!
MAN IN BLACK
And here is my partner in crime and bringing painful darkness. Mr Pain!
MR PAIN
GRRROOOAAAAARRRRR!!!!!
GIRL WITH ATTITUDE AND TATTOOS
I know pain mr, and you ain’t it. You don’t scare me.
MR PAIN
GRRRRROOOAAARRRRR!!!
End Scene.
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